#mike redstone

[teddybearsandspaceships]

For my own memory, in the hopes that Scar will put yesterday´s stream on his VODs channel because it was amazing and featured among other things:

Scar calling Etho “the Maple Prince”

Xisuma trolling Scar by mixing up Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Harry Potter

Mumbo showing Scar the llama death chamber, and Scar praising him for being weird

Scar and Mumbo having a conversation about social media and AI

Scar telling Etho not to worry and that he´s thinking about moving the mail box himself (after all he had two best-selling redstone shops so surely he´s qualified!); Etho: well now I´m worried… But right afterwards Etho says people forget that Scar is actually quite skilled at the game

Etho is just interrupting people today and Scar suggests just collecting people to procrastinate

I approve of Scar encouraging Etho to participate in MCC again

Etho asking how Scar got stamps already, Scar saying he´s been a part of a lot of Life series, Etho: “you and your wily words, you can get anything you want…”

Big Salmon decreed mercury = good

Cleo shows up! “lag busting” is the new “it lagged into my inventory”

Scar definitely not encouraging Cleo to kill all other villagers after setting up her own trading hall. Cleo wants organic free range villagers.

Cleo trying to sell the monstrosolith as a giant billboard

Cleo proved she can do valley girl voice, Scar and Etho are shocked. Then they´re discussing what "no cap" means. (Etho on stream: “big true, no cap.”) They talked about poggers, and Scar going wild with his pants off (after Cleo exploded them), and Etho didn´t know what Stitch is.

Scar starts talking about Disney and it takes him a minute to realize Cleo and Etho have run away

More maple syrup discussion (Etho telling Cleo if she likes the brand she gets it´s fine), and a frantic ride-by and log-out by Grian

Cleo and Scar want to start a cult. Etho wants to be a frat instead, something cooler. Frats have fewer rules, they´re more like “pants off, it´s fine.” Scar says he´d ask too many questions to be in a cult, Etho points out he could be cult leader. Cleo immediately offers to be his second, the person who does all the dirty work.

Shoe talk. Scar shows off his twelve-year-old shoes on stream.

Making fun of Etho´s set-up! Scar is horrified. Etho talks about his Kleenex box where his mike stands. It matches his desk! It has his settings written on it! Also his space bar broke during DO2 but he got used to it. Scar decides they need reinforcements and calls Bdubs over. Ren also shows up.

Etho mentions he didn´t get a Decked Out 2 desk mat (took to long to think about it) and Tango logs in to write in chat that he´s disappointed and logs out again

A wild Iskall approaches in the distance. Etho: trident brother!

Etho invented the minecart shuffle

Cleo: "I always want you to kill people, Scar. ...no not Etho."

And Etho leaves to shuffle snow like the Canadian cryptid he is

(how dare Ren interrupt Bdubs before he can give his current opinion on the kleenex box)

"Etho´s not one to lie" (are you sure about that? ^^)

...I look away for two seconds and did Mumbo just call himself a panda in chat. I was later told: a panda fiat! Which is a car, and Iskall is a Ferrari

Moonlanding with Gem! And some talk about bases and criticism. Gem: "I love making Etho mad," “Let Etho be mad,” What´s he gonna do, all he´s gonna do is go oh snappers ^^ "Scar, you are my Etho"

[odusseus-xvi]

Doing a Summary of the French ccs' Lore (because we are forgotten)

(this last part is a joke don't take it too seriously)

Making a post with the lore we know about every French ccs for those who don't follow them religiously : (I might forget some things because I'm not an encyclopedia)

BAGHERA JONES :

Has said in the past she does see herself (her character) as human, like in the "Regret" animation but has also talked about "dying her feathers" instead of hair, and discussed with mike about not really having hair. Her species/lineage/anything you want to call it doesn't seem to be something set in stone.

When asked from where she comes from she answers Switzerland. It seems to have been accepted by Cucurucho. (also knows about The Shit Tower from the Team du Lundi server, though that might not be really lore accurate)

Doesn't seem to be interested in leaving the island itself, but is REALLY interested in freeing herself and the others from the Federation.

Considers BBH and Forever as her family alongside the rest of the french. Both Pomme and Dapper are her adopted kids.

Has both an underground Base and a Castle far north.

Dropped out of the election on her own accord, jumping from the top of her castle's highest tower.

(note : Please admins, cook something for her... She needs it... She tried for days to solve the book thingy, and Cellbit ended up having the last clues and doing it himself... Please I beg you...)

ETOILES :

Is a masked anthorpomorphic cucumber. No ambiguity about that.

When asked where he comes from, it alternates between France, and Far Away (if I remember well) (Was also part of the Team du Lundi server, but nothing confirms it is part of his canon lore).

What does seem to be conserved is his familiarity with all the french ccs : His close joke-flirting relationship with Antoine, his friendly banters with Baghera, his kind of disciple in redstone and create relationship with Aypierre, and his friendship with Kamet0.

Actually enjoying his time on the Island because of the challenges it offers him. Particularly enjoys showing the Federation and The Codes how they can do nothing against him. Considers himself a simple Warrior.

Has a cave a la BatCave but spends most of his time exploring and far away from it.

His favorite thing is bringing loot and stuff to the other residents.

Is freindly with everyone, and enjoys every egg, with particular admiration to Dapper.

(note : #EtoilesIsMyPresident)

AYPIERRE :

A simple human (note : a headcanon I like and that his community has kinda adopted is imagining him with Doc Ock style mechanical arms)

Comes from a random place in France he wrote kind of has a joke to Cucurucho. As for a potential server he could come from the guy is one of the oldest mc cc on the INTERNET. I could not tell you.

We don't really know his feelings on the island, but is portrayed as an opportunist and enjoyer of contracts. Absolutely willing to have deals with the Federation, though also interested in helping the others leave the island.

"n° 1 Gegg fan". Built a Gegg generator and is behind the Geggpocalypse of the election dinner.

Has a fun uncle/nephew relationship with Richarlyson, he revealed the Geggpocalypse to him before anyone else, and is building a winery to run with him.

Has a small house with multiple elevators and teleport pads leading to his huge Factory complex he will open to the public soon.

"I'm secretly building a machine.." before being cut off by Slime saying "WTF MAN THIS IS CRAZY".

(note : We don't know what that last part is about though most likely linked to the lore he's been brewing with the admins that is coming early August)

ANTOINE DANIEL :

We have no idea what he is, though might appears "human". "We all have multiple faces, Im just the only one showing them all". *about the face that was on his inside layer on his old skin* "I'd rather not talk about that, it's private."

Comes from France, though his reference to the Shit Tower into the new Shit Palace might mean he comes from the Team du Lundi server.

We don't know his feelings on the island, though distrustful of the Federation.

Lives in his Shit Palace that is currently unfinished, with the Moon and it's ring above. Has a secret room under called "La Fin du Monde (the end of the world)" with (old and not updated) thoughts about the residents of the island.

Is easily distrustful though trusts the french the most, and confides most of his secrets in Pomme.

Has a weird admiration/obession with Cucurucho.

(note : Come back antoine, I miss the kids...)

KAMET0 :

Ah ah ah ah... ah.

Etoiles did say he might come back at some point to do a cameo, tough not regularly.

(note : come back to the village Sasuke...)

[mumblesplash]

Every picture of mumbo inexplicably has his face covered or glitches out with him just cropped. No one knows why. Isakall has been trying to get a good photo for years with no success

i think he should be like mike wazowski

this has nothing to do with how human he is (extremely) it's just a coincidence

OTHER redstoners though? they do tend not to photograph well, for one very specific reason

[reddanceragain]

Meidas has POWERFUL ANSWER to CBS…BYE BYE!!!

MeidasTouch Network Apr 24 By Ben Meiselas

Revenge is a dish best served cold…

CBS, let’s face it, your betrayal is unforgivable. The fact you compromised the independence of 60 Minutes and forced legendary Executive Producer Bill Owens to resign pissed me off.

Do you have any sense of the moment?!

Seriously, you are so damn greedy and want regulatory approval of the $8 billion merger between CBS parent company Paramount and Skydance that you’re willing to sell out our democracy? I hate to be crass, but you are pathetic.

Donald Trump is weaker than ever right now. His approval is plummeting. The recent Pew Research poll has Trump’s approval at 40 percent and his support among 18-29 year olds and Latinos in the 20 percent range. Even the Fox poll released yesterday has his approval at 44 percent, which is their lowest ranking by far of a president in modern history in the first 100 days. Now is the time to fight harder and not capitulate, CBS! Don’t you realize that Trump is an extortionist? The moment you give him an inch, he takes a foot, then an arm, and then your life.

You think he’ll stop at you settling some bogus lawsuit with him?

The moment he senses your weakness, he’s going to come back to the well and demand more from you until you look like some idiotic channel like Mike Lindell TV. How many times do I have to tell you?! You don’t obey in advance, and you don’t obey ever.

What does $8 billion mean if you lose your freedom and democracy—and eventually that $8 billion—to an authoritarian who takes and takes and takes?

CBS gave us all the middle finger, and we responded.

As I said at the outset of this post, revenge is a dish best served cold. I’m reminded of the ritzy event in Sun Valley, Idaho a few months back where Paramount head Shari Redstone and Warner Bros. head David Zaslav pranced around like giddy school kids reenacting a youth they never had, bragging about the “deregulatory environment” that would drench them in money under a Trump presidency.

Nope.

Now you’re drenched in your own vomit of greed, and independent media like us needs to stop you sickos from continuing to project that venomous slop on the rest of us.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

So it’s fitting that as these oligarchs and agents of oligarchy like Redstone and Zaslav mock us all, laugh in our faces, and try to sell us out, we respond with force. And that we did!

After our post yesterday forcefully calling out CBS, we got some incredible news.

First, we found out from the top podcast data company Podscribe that The MeidasTouch Podcast came in first again in the charts for the third straight month in a row with 107.3 million downloads. This is more than Joe Rogan, Candace Owens, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk combined.

Second—and what’s more—we learned we get over 8 million more YouTube views per day than CBS News.

It’s a wipeout, CBS!

You gave us the middle finger. You cared so much about your $8 billion, and now you’ve been trounced by us with 8 million more views a day!

What CBS and Skydance can’t fathom is that the MeidasTouch Network crushes them—and we’ve grown thanks to our subscribers on this Substack.

They care so much about their $8 billion merger and their news assets that they’ve exposed themselves as gigantic orange-turd-enabling assholes. Excuse my language—I don’t like cursing—but I found that one funny and so true.

You’re supposed to be reporting on news. So report on it, damnit, or get out of the way!

Why don’t you sell Meidas 60 Minutes at this point since you apparently don’t care about the news?

By the way, we told Bill Owens in our post yesterday that he should join Meidas. We’ll see.

[blueengland]

VOTING START! - HORROR/FEAR

□ Weezer - Thank God For Girls [Gabriel] □ Lena Raine - Reach For The Summit [Barnaby] □ I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Do It All The Time [Robert Wheeler] □ The Chalkeaters - LOCK ME UP [A SONGUS AMONGUS] □ Total Drama Island Intro Theme [Liam Plecak] □ Freshy Kanal ft Cam Steady & Mike Choe - Squid Game vs. Mr Beast - Rap Battle! [Preston Ramirez] □ Caramell - Caramelldansen [Happy Appy] □ Lil Darkie - banana pie [Lasagna Boy] □ Sprunkle - My Sweets [GLITCHER] □ Garrett Williamson - Closing In [Kaif] □ Weezer - King Of The World [The Horned King] □ Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 13 [Count Orlok] □ Tyler, The Creator - Sweet / I Thought You Wanted to Dance [Goblin] □ Ray Parker Jr. - The Past [Super Ghostbusters The Album] □ Redstone Records - Herobrine's Life [Ben Drowned] □ Toby Fox - Bonetrousle [White Face] □ Penelope Scott - Sweet Hibiscus Tea [MY LOVE IS FOREVER]

[adreamoverlife]

my opinions on qsmp mc skins

because i havent written anything that can be posted yet but i wanna post something lmao

Soooo lets start off simple, Mikes is actually very fitting for him and honestly the cracked out eyes are an improvement from his more classic skin but i cant lie im taking points off because his like boxes look like they are waist high to me for some reason also like what are his shoes,,, are they like torn,,,, are they crocs wtf is on his feet

baghera ducky skin is so cute and very pleasant color palette but i cant lie i love her election fit more, i think the black and white is such a good contrast and i love that the suit isnt shaded to match the rest of the skin. i just wish it didnt sacrifice the colors on her hat :(((( still amazing though 10/10 professional ducky

This skin is like the platonic ideal of a minecraft skin to me. It's a skin from a decade ago and i can tell, the eye bright colors, shading like a noise texture, it's beautiful to me, truly iconic. Gegg forever. Also i know this is Not The Idea that he probably had while making it but i kinda love that his shoes looks like yellow rubber boots since he deals with a lotta electrical (redstone) wiring

I think Bagis skin is like top 5 for me, the dark deep red and green, her white hair being shaded with an almost deep pink, the blue in the eyes getting brought out with the light blue of the shirt. The feather in the hat is so cute. genuinely one of the best. 10/10

Now,,,,, Cellbit on the other hand.... His classic skin unnerves me. I think its the way the shading on his face looks like a dull beard but like,,, it doesn't extend to the sides of his face,,,, the greens a little too bright idk it just doesn't speak to me. His reboot skin on the other hand is giving everything the classic thought it was. Love that they made his fucking boots higher too lmao. Serving 2015 herobrines mansion npc

[chalicepumasway]

Happy Birthday Cubfan135

Happy Birthday Cubfan135

Written by ChalicePumaSway

                The soft sound of barking and armadillos squeaking woke Cub on his birthday. Yesterday had been fun, he’d spent hours with his best friend who had run and completed his Labyrinth. The first to finish in fact. He sat up and stretched his arms back behind him and touched the pillow. He could see the sculk from his bedside window and it seemed to be happily pulsing away lit by the blue of the soul fires. He liked his birthday. Some people seemed to feel bad about them as they grew older but to him, he had leveled up. He swung his feet over the end of the bed and stretched as he stood. A ghost of a vex smile darted across his face and he turned to make the bed.

                He walked down the stairs and across to the barrel that provided torches. It was nearly empty so he pulled a stack of logs from the wood chest and chucked it into the machine. The hum of the redstone and the ozone smell it made was better than coffee. He popped open a water bottle and sipped it as he thought about how best to tackle his birthday to do list. He’d been planning all manner of fun for today. He heard his name called faintly and he looked out the windows toward the factory and followed the windows around to see if he could catch sight of someone.

                “CuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUBBBBBB” A familiar voice called and then he heard a thwack on the side of his house. “ow.”

                “Goooooood morning Mr Goodtimes. I hope you are well. Would you care to join me for breakfast?”  Cub put some raw pork and eggs on a hopper that fed it into a smoker. He grabbed some wheat from the barrel and walked over to the crafter. A loaf of bread popped out and he ran it over the smoker until a window popped up in the corner of his vision. He took the toast from the window and set it down in an item frame on his table.

                Scar walked down from the second floor. He had apparently come in on the balcony, his elytra fluttering behind him, some flight rockets in one hand. His smirk, ever present, always delighted Cub first thing in the morning. “That smells good! Of course I would love to have a birthday breakfast with my bestie.”

                The two of them sat down to pork, eggs, and toast. In the distance Skizz’s scream could be heard from Tango’s factory, another zombie piglin had fallen to his doom. The soft sound of chewing was replaced soon by a Disney rant, Cub smiled to himself. Scar really couldn’t help it. He cleaned up Scar’s plate which was only 2/3 eaten, half an egg and some of the toast still left over. He walked out and tossed the half an egg to Big Mike and broke up the bits of toast and fed them to his chickens. The dog was delighted and so were the chickens. He turned back to see Scar standing in the doorway, jittery with excitement. He raised an eyebrow. “What are you so excited about?”

                “Today of course! It’s your birthday and I have the WHOLE thing planned out!” Scar pulled out a book and quill and flipped through a few pages. “Its gonna be the best, just you wait!”

                “Scar….I already have a whole list of things to do to celebrate my birthday.” Cub adjusted his glasses and sighed. He knew he wasn’t going to win this fight. Having a birthday the day after your best friend had both benefits and draw backs and he was always doing stuff Scar wanted to do on his birthday. They always had fun but this year he was hoping to do the things he wanted.

                “How about this, we do one thing from my list of stuff and then something from your list and back and forth until we finish both?” Scar gave his best charming smile and Cub chuckled.

                “That’s mighty big of you Scar, can I at least know what I am agreeing to before I say yes?” Cub started toward the fireworks factory. He had gone two months without checking his mail and had missed out on a few really good opportunities and had delayed a fun one so now he checked it more regularly.

                “Nope. But you can tell me what you have planned so I can tell you how much more fun everything I have planned is.” Scar danced around Cub as they walked together. His jittery energy made him bounce and float with the elytra.

                “Well, I fully upgraded my mace recently so I was gonna try it out on a few different mobs. A wither. A Dragon. A warden. An Elder Guardian. That last one is gonna be hard. I don’t think the mace will work well in water. The Cub Club hungers for more destruction.” Cub smiled to himself, he had gotten a fantastic kill on Etho recently even though he had intended it to be someone else….well at one point he missed Etho so it really did wash out. “I almost chained it on you and Etho and I was gonna see if I could get it to chain, how many mobs I could kill without touching the ground.”

                “Well that does sound fun Cub, you could do that any day. That doesn’t really feel birthday level special to me.’ Scar stopped halfway through the door to the factory and Cub walked passed, the redstone doors closed on Scar and he yelped. “Not again!”

                “I added a button in there just for you buddy, push it and the door will open again.” Cub had come to the conclusion that Scar proofing his base was just a natural evolution. Wouldn’t mean Scar would die less, would just mean it would be Scar’s fault and not the base’s fault or his. “And what exactly would be Birthday level fun to you? Yesterday you spent 5 hours in my Labyrinth .”

                “Almost 5.” Scar pulled himself out of the redstone after he pushed the button and stood next to Cub as he checked his mail. “Well that’s what inspired me to make plans today. Yesterday’s challenge was amazing. I wanted to go back and experience some of the other things you spent a lot of time on together.”

                “What do you mean by that?” Cub hadn’t gotten any new mail but there were a few pieces he really needed to do something about but hadn’t quite figured out when to fit them into his schedule.

                “Oh I dunno, a certain golf course. Maybe some Trident Enderpearl fun. Maybe some Total Chaos. Or we could even visit both Decked Outs.” Scar straightened his hat and started poking through the shulkers Cub had some of his mail in. “Oh you never used your sand or gravel voucher.”

                “Wait….you wanna hop into other seasons and play games together today?” The idea had merit. No…the idea WAS better than what he had planned. He knew Scar could really come up with some amazing stuff but he hadn’t ever done it on his birthday. Scar’s good ideas were a bit chaotic and rarely fit any particular schedule.

                “Not just me…a bunch of the hermits want to come with and play. Even some of the hermits who weren’t around when the games were made in the first place.” Scar had taken to jumping on the glass separating the upper section of the factory lobby and down into the water and then back onto the stairs. The parkour bug from yesterday hadn’t fully wore off yet.

                Cub blinked at Scar for a moment. Other hermits? Like who? Did it matter? He’d have fun no matter who showed up. “When would we start?”

                Scar turned to Cub and his grin widened a bit too much and his vex smile flashed across his face then flickered out back to his smirk. “That’s what I wanted to hear! Let’s GO!”

                The two left the factory and were joined by a rotating group of hermits. Skizz really wanted to try Decked Out the original as did Gem and Pearl. Joe wanted to play more golf. Tango wanted to play some Pot Shot, the first game in the current gaming district.  Etho was hoping for some Total Chaos. Impluse  wanted to do a few runs of Decked Out 2. Other hermits joined in on the fun as the day progressed. It was hard to keep track of everything. The group wandered off to their respective homes at the end of the day. Scar and Cub sat on the end of the Fireworks Factory roof and watched the moon overhead.

                “Did you have a good birthday buddy?” Scar asked, a more than a little bit of pride in his voice.

                “The best. You did a good job, Scar.” Cub smiled at Scar who beamed back at him. Cub thought that next year it would be hard to beat this birthday.

Happy Birthday Cubfan135. Whatever you get up to, may you have a good day celebrating.

[crychaoss]

Summary of what happened today - The Timer

To start off the day, the egg quests were all in binary code, and the icons next to them were all black blocks. The code translated to "Your time is almost up".

Before the timer hit 0, it started raining and the weather became foggy and really dark.

The timer ran out and the Federation told everyone to go back to the dungeon Jaiden was sent to. Leo said that she doesn't want to go because something bad will happen so she and the other eggs were sent to the hotel. As the first people arrived to the opening of the dungeon this clip was played:

The dungeon was reset and was much harder. Many people died but no presidental lives were lost, and at the end they managed to beat it.

The buttons from the timer room were removed so they couldn't go in, but they saw that the Code Entity was in the room. After a bit, the Code dropped a book in the room and the members were let in as well. In the book the Code wrote - team 1: (2711, 2519), team 2: (3240, 2421).

The members made two teams, one of the teams were Cellbit, Roier, Max, Pac, Mike, Bad, the other team was Foolish, Jaiden, Fit, Antoine, Etoiles, Pierre.

Both teams went to their coords, where they found a black trapdoor on the ground, which was made from the same material as the train doors, and after a really long ladder ride, they found a room with a create machine and redstone. They had to connect the redstone to the machine which made train tracks. While they were doing the tasks, a train could be heard and the Federation said "The train is leaving"

Everyone tried to climb up and go to the train station, but the train left just before they got there. They chased after it and went to the very end of the tracks until they found the portals. Some people were able to go through (including Bad, Foolish, Fit and some others), and they were in the nether, but it was a closed up station, and the two trains were there. The admins tpd everyone out in front of the portal and broke it before everyone could go through.

After that, QSMP global tweeted the following picture and everyone went to spawn to talk about what happened, and it also started raining again. The event ended here and everyone went on their seperate ways.

Roier then went into the Spawn tp room to join the others at Lucky Ducks, and a black sign can be seen in front of the common warp teleport which had ":)" on it. Same thing happened to Antoine but neither of them noticed it. The sign was broken by Roier when he went back to the room again.

(A bit of a correction, the sign was already there before they event went to the dungeon but nobody seemed to notice)

Cellbit did this at the end of his stream, which was interesting. We also didn't find out why Foolish's gun was taken, but it's fine. Our boy has some tricks up his sleeve. But at the end, no eggs died, and no one lost a life.

[adeebobo]

i saw a post about mike wazowski and it reminded me of when i was in highschool and i was actively apart of this minecraft creative building server and would regularly roleplay Danganronpa games on there, and i ended up helping this one guy build this really complex roleplay puzzle type thing. it was super intricate and had a shit ton of redstone. the whole idea was as the roleplay went on and the players made it through the story the map would actively change idk man it was cool.

one of the cool things about the server tho was that you could load in player heads of whoever you wanted. pretty standard for a creative server. but one of the guys who worked on this build with me liked to place these mike wazowski heads all over the place. like on tables and in front of doors and shit. and idk why but the owner of the plot fucking HATED it. like, would go into insane fits of rage over it.

and so obviously like i’m 15 and a shithead so i join in, and the owner gets progressively angrier about the mike wazowskis. and eventually banned the mention of him altogether.

and so my buddy did what anyone would do in this situation.

he build a massive underground mike wazowski shrine underneath the main build.

truly it was a work of art. i’m talking glow lights and particle effects and everything. shit was a modern day cathedral. and eventually the owner found it.

he went like, fucking ballistic. it was beautiful. i was there for the whole thing. just an absolute tantrum of mike wazowski fueled anger. We had driven this man to the brink of insanity and then pushed him over the edge into an endless pit of wazowski. i always wonder what happened to that guy lol

[redcreekfm]

𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐊  parker , ghoul , aime , jj & ray !  thank you so much for applying , we are so excited to have you here  !  please make sure to follow the check list   — and try not to get killed . 

//   (  nick robinson  .  cis man  .  he / him  )  .    ⸻  sebastian " bash " cannon  ,  a  twenty - six  year  old  ,  has  survived  another  day  in  red creek  where  they  have  lived  for  twenty - six years  .  the  crimson  is known  for  being  astute  and  cataclysmic  and  is  often  associated  with  burning cigarettes , original copies of classic novels , and clenched fists with bruised knuckles  .  in  a  small  town  where  they  work  as  a journalist at the register word  travels  fast  .  it’s  hard  to  keep  a  secret  ,  and  it  looks  like the boogeyman  knows  that redacted . (  parker  ,  27  ,  est  ,  he/they  ,  n/a  )  . ** kazimir's cannon's brother wc **

//   (  mike faist  .  cis man  .  he / him  )  .    ⸻  jameson ' jack '  calvin  ,  a  thirty  year  old  ,  has  survived  another  day  in  red  creek  where  they  have  lived  for  the  first  four  years  and  the  last  six  years  .  the  fallen angel  is  known  for  being  astute  and  volatile  and  is  often  associated  with  a  three  and  a  half  inch  scar  etched  into  dominant  hand's  knuckles,  a  faded-green  minnesota  wild  home  jersey  stuffed  in  a  spare  closet,  hidden  journal  entries  in  a  tattered  bible .  in  a  small  town  where  they  work  as  a  bartender  at  redstone  bar  word  travels  fast  .  it’s  hard  to  keep  a  secret  ,  and  it  looks  like  the  boogeyman  knows  that redacted .  (  ghoul  ,  twenty7  ,  est  ,  he/him  ,  none  )  .

// ( natasha lyonne . cis woman . she / her ) . ⸻ joanna ‘ joey ’ harlow , a forty - four year old , has survived another day in red creek where they have lived for her entire life . the broken record is known for being audacious and destructive and is often associated with cackling laughter over loud music , chipped red nail polish , a pack of camel cigarettes tucked in a back pocket , a crude sense of humor . in a small town where they work as the owner of redstone word travels fast . it’s hard to keep a secret , and it looks like the boogeyman knows that redacted . ( aime <3 ) ** tristan harlow's younger sister **

//   (  kiowa gordon  .  cis man  .  he / him  )  .    ⸻  lennon cole  ,  a  thirty - four  year  old  ,  has  survived  another  day  in  red  creek  where  they  have  lived  for  two years , recently returned  .  the  smokescreen  is  known  for  being  dutiful  and  brusque  and  is  often  associated  with  sun bleached denim jeans , the importance of family heirlooms , engraved sterling silver that is always on his person  .  in  a  small  town  where  they  work  as  a ranch hand at the weldon family ranch  word  travels  fast  .  it’s  hard  to  keep  a  secret  ,  and  it  looks  like  the  boogeyman  knows  that redacted . ( jj <3 ) 

//   (  winona ryder  .  cis woman  .  she / her  )  .    ⸻  rebecca  talbot  ,  a  forty - six  year  old  ,  has  survived  another  day  in  red  creek  where  they  have  lived  for  her  whole  life  (  on  and  off  )  .  the  firebrand  is  known  for  being  perceptive  and  outspoken  and  is  often  associated  with  a  cigarette  and  shot  of  espresso  for  breakfast  ,  tba  ,  tba  .  in  a  small  town  where  they  work  as  a journalist  +  podcaster  word  travels  fast  .  it’s  hard  to  keep  a  secret  ,  and  it  looks  like  the  boogeyman  knows  that  redacted  .  (  ray  ,  twenty5  ,  gmt  ,  she/her  ,  n/a  )  . ** nathan talbot's sister and kirby sloane's mother wc **

[lavendertownsghost]

i know i said i want Doc on the QSMP to bond with Dapper and mess with the Federation, but i just realized that if Doc teams up with Tazercraft the Federation is literally fucked. Pac and Mike already are Cucurucho’s nightmare, add in Doc’s game breaking redstone and they’d be an unstoppable trio

[octochick]

My personal favela five headcanons (and bonus redstone gang trio ones)

Cellbit - So this wet cat of a man has a Backstory. You know. Born a catboy, occultists took him and experienced on him, ascended, learned some rituals and escaped. Was kinda out of sanity at that time so he kinda became a serial killer, classical Cellbit things. He was indeed rescued by Felps after Alcatraz, and had to get some reeeeealy intense therapy... how Felps found a therapist that would effectively treat him is a mystery, but he did and slowly, Cellbit got better. Nowadays, he looks like a mostly normal man. Mostly thanks to his appearance distortion ritual hiding the biggest part of his scars, the tatoos from when he was a guinea pig to occultists and his cat ears. Oh and he also has faceblindness.

Felps - A Felps from the felpsverse that decided to go on a simple vacation to meets some old friends but was dragged to the island. This Felps is actually a quite important Felps, being the one to bring the Felpses that die outside of the felpsverse back home. Sometimes he likes to substitute for other Felpses (The Fuga Impossível universe doesn’t actually have a Felps, it was this guide Felps the “Felps” there). He used to hang quite a lot around some of the few non-Felps entities back on felpsverse, like Rubens. Physically, he has some small differences that distinguish him from the other Felpses, like how he always walks barefoot and how he can float some centimeters off the ground. He can’t really die, but can be hurt. He bleeds black, has lots of spirals over his whole body, and any chunk of flesh that is ripped out of him turns into goo. He has a small mental link to the greater Felps conscience that sends small bits of information about the other Felpses memories whenever he needs it.

Mike - So Mike started out as a simple slime hybrid, orphan, met Pac at school and the two ran away when they finished 9th grade and did some shit, including going to prison. But well, they get out and try a new life for themselves of scientists, with pretty good results if they do say. Anyways, things got kinda freaky when the two figured out genetic modification. So Pac, at the time a simple human, decided to be reasonable despite Mike’s and his own voice and just did a simple fusion. Now, Mike, very confident that his hybrid status would make him sturdier to more extreme transformations, decided to go a little crazy. First was creeper, complete success. A touch of spider, only for the wall climbing? Yup, splendid. Now... blaze? Blaze fucked things up beyond repair. The blaze dna didn’t interact well with his slime dna, fused into magma cube dna and overwrote a lot of his own genome. He almost died and his body became almost unrecognizable. If analyzed, he is around 1% spider, 5% human, 16% slime, 23% creeper and 55% magma cube nowadays. His body is basically a slime mold, vaguely human in shape, red fading into pink, lightly explosive with large eye spots. Despite this body having its uses, Mike was always used to a human body so he and Pac worked hard to make him a robot body. His body went through lots of versions, and it still is being updated. The most recent version has a digital TV face, fingers that have deployable tools (A staple since the second version), and a complex camouflage system. If you pay attention to the joints, you can see glimpses of his true body.

Pac - So Pac used to be a human, but now he is a third planaria. His leg suffered more than Jesus. Despite the rumors, Cellbit DIDN’T eat his leg. But he did bite it. At first it wasn’t all that bad, excluding the obvious, but he still could walk ok, things just got bad when they returned to land and it got infected so bad the leg had to be amputated, bellow the knee. So one of the first things Tazercraft built when they got their lab was a prosthesis for him. And thing were well and swell, buuuut a lab accident happened and Pac’s leg had to be amputated further, over the knee. New prosthesis, everything ok again. Genetic modification time! Mike’s adventures are already written, but Pac decided think a little bit more about it. He decided to go for planaria, because of their regeneration capabilities. He went, got that planaria dna and almost died. But he survived. His leg, for some miraculous reason, got regenerated, but not perfectly, so nowadays he needs a cane a lot of the time. He does wonder what would happen if he is cut in half, but its better to not think about it too much.

 Now the bonus Viniccius13 and DaviGamerHD because they were for a very long time the only minecraft channels I watched

Viniccus13 - He is something of a demigod, almost omnipresent and omniscient, but only on his home world. He is basically a ginormous redstone circuit, the size of a minecraft world, that reached sentience. He can feel and see through all the redstone that is from his home world, and he can “contaminate” the redstone of other worlds to also do that. His body is completely made out of redstone. Think of him a little like a mushroom. He, the man, is the fruiting body, and the redstone underground is the hypha. But he can’t survive outside of his world for very long, he will simply crumble and loose consciousness. To be able to go to other worlds he uses a stabilizer in the form of sunglasses.

Davi - Davi is a hybrid of deer and dryad, a little of a strange mix. His antlers form a ring over his head like a halo, but they have lots of cracks and fractures, and are also very uneven with different growth patterns, caused by his frequents deaths in Viniccius world. Some of Richarlyson body language reminds Forever of Davi, so he calls Richas Davi as a small joke.

[anonymous-dentist]

Pac bonding with Richas over their twinning prosthetic leg

It’s a beautiful day outside. No clouds in the sky, a nice breeze, not too hot or too cold, it’s just nice. Normally, Pac would be outside exploring on a day like this, but he and Mike are tuning up the train, and they needed to bring it back to the depot to do that, and so. Ugh.

At least they have Richarlyson with them. He’s been bouncing around playing music and grabbing tools and helping to the best of his ability, because he’s a smart kid when he isn’t acting like a little idiot like his Pai Cellbit.

But Richarlyson is sitting on the floor right now sulking, and neither Pac nor Mike knows why.

“Maybe he just misses Forever?” Mike suggests. He’s only halfway paying attention, his face shoved inside of the train’s stomach and his entire body covered in oil and grease.

Pac hums, a small frown on his face as he thinks. Forever has been gone for a few days, but Richarlyson hasn’t really shown any signs of giving a crap outside of some complaining when he’s been stuck inside the lab for too long. But even then they just need to go outside to the balcony for a few minutes and he’s fine. So…

Richarlyson grimaces, suddenly, and he starts taking off his prosthetic, and ooooh, Pac gets it.

“Be right back,” he tells Mike, who grunts in response.

Richarlyson tries to smile when he sees Pac sliding down the wall to sit next to him, but it’s pretty clear that he’s faking it, poor kid.

“Hey, Richas, what’s up” Pac asks.

Richarlyson pulls out his tablet and starts typing: ‘Nothing dad :D’

Ah, he truly is Cellbit’s son…

“You sure? Because…”

Pac trails off, tapping Richarlyson’s removed leg.

Richarlyson grumbles in his little dragony way and starts typing again.

‘It hurts’

“Yeah, because you’ve been running around on it all day. What did Mike and I tell you about taking breaks?”

‘But it doesn’t hurt this bad when I’m with Pai Forever’

“Wow, I can’t believe your leg hates me and Mike. What the hell?”

Richarlyson cracks a genuine smile at that.

“Or,” Pac says, picking up the prosthetic and holding it up against Richarlyson’s good leg at about where it would be attached at, “maybe you’re just growing. Look at this, it’s too short! No wonder it’s hurting!”

Richarlyson’s eyes grow wide. He takes his prosthetic back and turns it over in his hands.

Pac smiles and rolls his own pant leg up to the knee, where his own prosthetic is attached.

“See, look,” he says. He points to where the prosthetic is pressed against the rest of his leg. “It’s supposed to fit perfectly like this, right? To make it easier to move? But since you’re growing, your leg is growing, too, so your prosthetic is getting too small.”

Richarlyson nods, which is good because it’s been forever since Pac got his leg bit off and he still doesn’t really get how Mike’s fancy redstone prosthetics work. He just knows that it hurts when his isn’t on right.

“We’re gonna have to wait until you’re done with this growth spurt to make you a new leg, buuuut I bet Mike’ll actually add flame stickers to it this time if you ask,” Pac says, and Richarlyson beams and fist-pumps.

Yeah, Pac thinks, he’s a pretty good dad. Probably the best one, actually.

[recapqsmp]

Lundi 25/09 - Premier contact

Fit s'est connecté et a remarqué une structure en béton noir chez lui. Sur cette structure, il y avait des lunettes de Create, un bloc de TNT, et un panneau blanc, disant "J'essaie de te contacter Fit, as-tu reçu ce message ?". Fit est allé vérifier chez Philza et a remarqué qu'il y avait aussi du béton noir, mais qui menaient vers une pièce auquel il n'avait pas accès. Il a ensuite découvert la construction au dessus de la maison de Luzu. Tubbo Pac et Fit sont allé voir le portail du nether, pour savoir si quelque chose n'avait pas changé, mais rien n'a bougé. Tubbo a voulu essayer de traverser le portail.. et a réussi. Il s'est évidement rapidement fait rattraper et téléporté au spawn.

https://clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousSourManateePeteZaroll-Bsev_2JRz3NVSzor

Tubbo, Fit et Pac ont ensuite trouvé une warpplate à Chumelabs qui les a emmené dans la tour proche du laboratoire de la fédération. Dedans, ils ont trouvé un livre parlant d'une demande de déplacer le bloc de glace. Ils ont aussi trouvé une photo avec des coordonnées. En suivant des torches de redstone, ils ont trouvé une carte d'accès. Juste en dessous, ils ont retrouvé Mike, enfermé dans de la glace. Ils lui ont ouvert, et il semblait effrayé et sonné. Ils l'ont tenu à jour de tout ce qui s'était passé depuis son enlèvement.

https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedIcySandstormDoggo-hIvqlYZOdfnyIIeO

Fit, après avoir nettoyé sa chambre, a reçu un message de Mike disant "Je te déteste, je vais tuer Ramon". Il l'a rejoint, l'a poursuivi, et s'est expliqué avec lui. Mike a nié avoir écrit ce message, puis une fois rejoint par Pac, a expliqué que c'était une blague. Mike a ensuite demandé à Fit si Cucurucho lui avait parlé, car il lui a dit qu'il le ferait. Mike a ensuite accusé Fit de cacher des choses. Il a donné un livre à Fit disant "Je vais casser la coquille de Ramon", puis a dit qu'il ne ferait jamais ça. Il a expliqué avoir froid et besoin de se réchauffer. Mike a ensuite tué un chat de Luzu, et a menti en disant qu'il n'avait rien fait. Mike a ensuite dit avoir entendu un dragon quand il était sur le toit de la structure de Luzu.

Fit a parfois mal à la tête (se traduisant par son écran qui glitch).

https://www.twitch.tv/fitmc/clip/BrightQuaintMetalPipeHype-pgg01GkulrcMmVzp

Philza s'est connecté et a remarqué la structure en béton noir chez lui. Il est allé à la racine, et a remarqué deux panneaux de ses deux œufs : Celui de Chayanne disait "Ai-je échoué à protéger mes proches à nouveau ? Papa, excuse moi…", et celui de Tallulah disait "Papa, je suis effrayée. Tu me manques, il y a quelque chose de Diabolique ici". Les panneaux étant dans un bâtiment sécurisé, et vu la tournure des phrases, il est sûr à 100% de l'authenticité de ces messages. Fit et lui ont échangé à propos de ces messages, et ont été voir la structure de Luzu. Philza lui a raconté son cauchemar, et a dit ne plus savoir faire la différence entre rêve et réalité.

https://clips.twitch.tv/BlindingModernMarrowStrawBeary-wI75RzhIEJJlle1s

Mike a essayé de manipuler tout le monde contre Fit : il lui a dit que lui et Pac ne lui faisait pas confiance car il travaillait pour la fédération, qu'il n'avait jamais dit vouloir tuer Ramon.. Mais personne ne l'a cru. Ils l'ont alors torturé, pour essayer de lui soutirer des informations. Mike a essayé de tuer Fit, et l'a accusé d'avoir été présent lorsqu'il a été emprisonné. Foolish a proposé de donner de la drogue à Mike pour essayer de débloquer quelque chose en lui. Fit a réussi a prouver que Mike l'avait menacé, et ils ont retrouvé Mike complètement défoncé. Mike a dit faire confiance à Fit à nouveau, mais personne ne l'a cru. Foolish leur a expliqué qu'il avait dit savoir où se trouvaient les œufs.

https://www.twitch.tv/fitmc/clip/EasyFreezingAlmondCoolCat-Sm2wLikuxkO2kVfj

Fit et Philza ont prévenus les autres parents des messages des œufs. Foolish a cherché au dragon et chez Vegetta, mais n'a rien trouvé. Baghera a passé l'ensemble des pièces sécurisées de Pomme et de Dapper, mais n'a rien trouvé non plus.

Mike est allé voir Baghera à son château pour lui dire qu'il voulait tuer les œufs car il voulait une omelette d'œuf de dragon, et que Philza travaillait pour la fédération. Baghera lui a demandé s'il avait des souvenirs, Mike a sous-entendu que Fit avait fait des expériences sur lui, qu'il était là quand il se faisait congeler.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ThirstyVivaciousPhoneOneHand-sMQrovXUm9Gj2Zmj

Forever a annoncé aux joueurs que les punitions en cas de manquement au règlement allaient se durcir. Il a donc proposé aux joueurs de faire une soirée a enfreindre toutes les règles du serveur pour en profiter une dernière fois. Les joueurs ont convenu de faire ça le lendemain vers 22h.

[thecoddaughter]

Lyric Break Down: QSMP as Dog Days Are Over

I have no ability to make animatics and this one is too big to do a lil concept piece to statisfy the image loop for this song so here you go…

below the line is a lyric break down (basically a outline for what an animatic would be if I could animate)

Context: inspired by that one HC that Jaiden is from the island, contains spoilers for Election Dinner

Song: dog days are over by Florence and the machine

Happiness hit her like a train on a track

Coming towards her stuck still no turning back

She hid around corners and she hid under beds

She killed it with kisses and from it she fled

Basically, the early events, finding Bobby and moving in with Roier. However, she is wary.

With every bubble she sank with her drink

And washed it away down the kitchen sink

Flash to Election Dinner, where she is getting drunk

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

Fading memories of her childhood within the federation

The horses are coming

So you better run

Everyone waking up on the train

Run fast for your mother,

Flash of the Duck

run fast for your father

Flash of Caring Cucurucho /pos

Run for your children,

Flash of Bobby (alive)

for your sisters and brothers

Flash of Baghera & Foolish

Leave all your love and your longing behind

Flash of Roier and Cellbit

You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

Flash of federation buildings

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

The Bobby missions and hope of getting him back

Can you hear the horses?

'Cause here they come

Cucurucho handing over the books

And I never wanted anything from you

Bobby fields sunset

Except everything you had and what was left after that too, oh

Pan to Cucurucho in a chair. Flashed to Cellbit escaping. Flashed to Slime crying. Flash to Quackity disappearing.

Happiness hit her like a bullet in the back

Scene of all the eggs loading their guns

Struck from a great height by someone who should know better than that

Scene of Foolish arresting Pac&Mike; Fit applying for the janitor job

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

The first day of school, with obvious missing spots for the eggs that died

Can you hear the horses?

'Cause here they come

Scenes of the nightmare day, everyone waking up in a cold sweat

Run fast for your mother,

Flash of Jaiden and Baghera [and mama dragon in the looming background]

run fast for your father

Flash of the dads

Run for your children,

Flash of their various pets

for your sisters and brothers

Flash of the eggs that have died

Leave all your love and your longing behind

Flash of each of the surviving eggs sort of symbol/favorite things…

Dapper: create mod gear with a bunch of chests

Ramon: redstone machine Tallulah: flute and poppy

Cheyenne: sword and shield

Leonarda: a blueprint with gold as the paperweights

Richarlyson: paint covered jersey and paint brush

Pomme: butterfly and diary

You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

Flash of OG Code monsters

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

Scenes of the eggs doing their favorite things

Can you hear the horses?

'Cause here they come

Scenes of their parents in secret meets and whispering

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

Scenes of the eggs being put to bed before election dinner

The horses are coming

So you better run

Scene of code Tullulah and Cheyenne